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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Streaming begins November 28, 2025
November 28, 2025
- December 4, 2025

Winner of the Silver Bear for Best Lead Performance at the Berlin Film Festival, Mary Bronstein’s electrifying and darkly funny drama stars a brilliant Rose Byrne as a woman unraveling under the pressure of her daughter’s mysterious illness and a home that’s literally falling apart.

A film still from If I Had Legs I'd Kick You. Photo by Logan White. Courtesy of A24

Mary Bronstein | 2025 | In English | 113 minutes | R (language, some drug use and bloody images) | DCP

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CC graphic  Please note: The screening of If I Had Legs I’d Kick You on Sunday, November 30 at 3:15 pm will be presented with on-screen captions.

“The stresses of motherhood and work are pushed to absurdist, Lynchian extremes in Mary Bronstein’s stellar piece of cinematic anxiety, starring a bravura Rose Byrne as a woman on the verge of something far beyond a nervous breakdown. A therapist whose life has become one crisis after another, Linda (Byrne) and her young daughter (who requires a feeding tube due to a mysterious illness) have had to relocate to a motel following a cataclysmic ceiling leak in their house. Meanwhile, her own therapist and colleague (Conan O’Brien, unlike you’ve ever seen him) has reached his own boiling point, her toughest patient (Danielle Macdonald) is a needy bundle of nerves that’s spilling over into Linda’s personal life, and her belligerent husband (Christian Slater) is unhelpfully away on a business trip. Bronstein’s breathless, pressure-cooker visual approach and Byrne’s fearlessly committed performance (which earned her the Silver Bear at this year’s Berlinale) contribute to a full-throttle film that depicts life as a series of never-ending fires—without losing its sense of fanciful humor. An A24 release.” –New York Film Festival

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